In other news, apo has been shockingly negligent in checking his "held for moderation" comments on old threads.

Sorry 'bout that. Didn't realize it had been held.

Yeah, you'd think it would know me by now and just wave me through.

Fire officials said the six-hundred pound man was in being cremated when his body fluids were too much for the oven.

Gen. Jack D. Ripper unavailable for comment. . .