Do not despair, noble creature! We have come to libera-- Goddamn, would you look at the teeth on that thing?
Campaigners from the Swiss faction of the Animal Liberation Front had earlier told Circus Royal director Oliver Skreinig they planned to steal the Siberian tiger and hand him to a zoo. But when they broke into the circus enclosure and saw the animal they changed their minds - and stole a rabbit instead.
The liberationists then posted pictures of themselves online wearing black army uniforms and balaclavas and holding the rabbit.
Skreinig said: "The pet rabbit was not even in the show, it belonged to our clown's six-year-old daughter."
Impressive.
Remember, these are the people who the Bush administration says are terrorists who need to have their calls secretly monitored without a warrant.
Posted by: SP at October 24, 2006 01:17 PMAnyone know where I can see the pictures of the uniformed liberationists with bunny? I need some ID if I am going to avenge my daughter.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at October 24, 2006 01:44 PMI found the link, but 'Po's spam filter does not like it. So if you want to see the picture, you will have to type into your address bar, "http://www.20min.", then type "ch/news/kreuz_und_quer/story/29750427".
[Working link here - 'r]
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at October 24, 2006 02:20 PMMissed a Darwin by this much ....
Memo to the ignorant who might have stumbled onto this site amid its extraordinarily intelligent regular visitors:
If you, a stranger, go into any cage containing a live, healthy tiger of just about any variety, your odds of being attacked approach 100%.
They will kill you. They will eat you (or, at least, much of you). And they will look SO darned cute while doing so.
Just thought you should know. Thanks.
Posted by: Lex at October 24, 2006 02:22 PMCæ, you can also use tinyurl for links that are blocked by my overzealous spam filter.
Posted by: apostropher at October 24, 2006 02:29 PMThanks! Also I see from that article that Ananove is minimizing ALF's accomplishments a bit -- in addition to the bunny they liberated a guinea pig.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at October 24, 2006 02:32 PMThis reminds me of the Kids in the Hall "Animal Rights Commandos" skit.
Posted by: My Alter Ego at October 24, 2006 02:58 PMProbably for many Swiss youngfolk, things are so comfortable that it's hard to find anything to be youthful and rebellious and radical about, something you can really put on a balaclava and be your country's version of Subcommandante Marcos for with pride. So, oppressed bunnies it is!
I also love how it's not the Swiss chapter of ALF, it's the Swiss faction!
That said, everyone should be nice to animals, and large cats shouldn't be in circuses.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at October 24, 2006 07:12 PMIt would have been cute if they had little ninja suits for the bunnies, too.
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at October 24, 2006 08:48 PMApo, great killer rabbit photo, complete with human skull and backbone!
With this dastardly deed, any public sympathy for the ALF is bound to nosedive. It will be interesting to see if either the circus or the Swiss police choose to negotiate with these vicious terrorists.
Posted by: SlouchingTom at October 24, 2006 09:29 PMWatch out for that rabbit, ST, it's got a mean streak a mile wide!
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at October 24, 2006 11:48 PMI hate being the person who quotes Monty Python all the time, but this is exactly the Monty Python lion tamer sketch..
Counselor: Yes, yes, yes, I do follow, Mr Anchovy, but you see the snag is... if I now call Mr Chipperfield and say to him, 'look here, I've got a forty-five-year-old chartered accountant with me who wants to become a lion tamer', his first question is not going to be 'does he have his own hat?' He's going to ask what sort of experience you've had with lions.
Anchovy: Well I ... I've seen them at the zoo.
Counselor: Good, good, good.
Anchovy: Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. I don't know what all the fuss is about, I could tame one of those. They look pretty tame to start with.
Counselor: And these, er, these lions ... how high are they?
Anchovy: (indicating a height of one foot) Well they're about so high, you know. They don't frighten me at all.
Counselor: Really. And do these lions eat ants?
Anchovy: Yes, that's right.
Counselor: Er, well, Mr Anchovy ... I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.
Anchovy: A what?
Counselor: An anteater. Not a lion. You see a lion is a huge savage beast, about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds, running forty miles per hour, with masses of sharp pointed teeth and nasty long razor-sharp claws that can rip your belly open before you can say 'Eric Robinson', and they look like this.Posted by: LizardBreath at October 25, 2006 09:48 AM
I hate being the person who quotes Monty Python all the time
Don't worry, M/tch had already taken this thread into the gutter.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at October 25, 2006 10:12 AMBut but, APOSTROPHER started it!!! Where do you think that picture up there is from, you clowny tool???
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at October 25, 2006 12:03 PMAnd anyway, what's wrong with quoting Monty Python? Fontana's not around, is he?
(I'd add a link to the apposite thread, but the hoohole has once again triumphed)
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at October 25, 2006 12:08 PMThis is one of those Spinal Tappy moments, when a group of people acts so insanely clueless and silly, and yet, is so oblivious, so wrapped up in their own world so as to be 100% serious.
Reminds me of some guy I saw on TeeVee who plays a full set rock drum kit out in his backyard in the Oregon Cascades on a frigid night so he can attract Big Foot.
Or the old geezer out in Nevada who runs a little place where, for a small fee, he will put on a big hat and then psychically channel an Alien Visitor named "Coltron" who hangs out around Area 51.
Or the guy on an old show called "Real People" drove around his hometown in a little tank and lived in a bomb shelter "because when the Russians come, you gotta be prepared."
More fabulous freaks. I love it!
They ought to be in a documentary or something.
Posted by: Jon at October 25, 2006 02:59 PMThey ought to be in a documentary or something.
If you haven't seen Vernon, Florida, go rent it forthwith.
Posted by: apostropher at October 25, 2006 03:09 PMI wonder of they threatened the guards with their Swiss Army knives to get to the tiger. Nah, they probably can't work all those gadgets. They probably forced the guard to open the cage with a phillips screwdriver attachment at his neck?
The guard, immediately recognizing their incompetence, opens the rabbit cage instead and runs off. The triumphant ALF dudes revel in their victorious abduction...
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