October 11, 2006

Rock, paper, scissors, etc.

Posted by apostropher

Cow beats taser, taser beats goat. But the analogy ends there, because goats don't beat cows.


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There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

Posted by: Charles Watkins at October 12, 2006 05:49 PM
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