Dude, this stuff makes you hungry.
The pair was nabbed at 5:30 AM on September 7 after a Stallings Police Department officer noticed a suspicious car--with keys in its ignition and a warm engine--parked outside a small strip mall. When Sawyer and Wilkins noticed police on the scene, they fled out the Domino's front door and were apprehended after a short chase, said Sergeant Mike Kane. Sawyer, a 21-year-old hair stylist, and Wilkins, a 20-year-old carpet cleaner, were arrested and later charged with breaking and entering and larceny, both felonies. Additionally (and not surprisingly), Sawyer was found carrying a marijuana pipe, for which she was hit with a misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia count. Kane told TSG that when he entered the Domino's, he discovered that the establishment's ovens were on and a box of brownies had been freshly baked. Investigators determined that Wilkins had previously worked at the Domino's and was fired for allegedly stealing a cash box. Kane said that Wilkins told him that he went to the closed store to return a set of keys and was not there to steal anything. Though Wilkins did acknowledge the pre-dawn baking: "I was just making food, I was hungry." Police recovered the brownies, valued at $5, and found no evidence that anything had been taken from the eatery.
Mugshots at the link.
TrackBackI hear they were later charged with baking and entering.
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at September 27, 2006 07:53 PMAside from all the other good reasons, it ought to be legal for the comedic value alone.
Posted by: shpx.ohfu at September 28, 2006 08:10 AMMe, the proper protocol when you know somebody referenced in a news item referenced in an Apostropher post, is to screed at the Apostropher and all of his commenters as immoral and juvenile and to wish ill outcomes on them. Not just to mention that you know the guy. Come on, we've got standards to uphold here.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at October 3, 2006 01:44 PMPlus, your screed needs to either be in ALL CAPS or with no capitalization at all. The multiple exclamation points after the first sentence are nicely done, though.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at October 3, 2006 11:25 PMIf it is in ALL CAPS, how could it be completely lacking in capitalization? Is this some kind of koan?
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at October 4, 2006 08:08 AMOh I see -- a disjunction. Sorry, carry on.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at October 4, 2006 09:21 AM