Hedgehogs have spines, dude, not quills. Quills come out and stick in you, spines don't (unless you bake the hedgehog in clay; ask wolfson for a recipe).

Also, "hedgehog cacti" (the genus Echinocereus) often share habitat with peyote cacti.

If only Shrub's career as a hedgehog were as entertaining as the original.

I'm thinking the sequel to "Snakes on a Plane" is probably going to involve hedgehogs on hallucinogens.

Speaking of which, these are fun.