Well, I know what PK's getting for his birthday now.,

I bet it comes in handy around World Cup time too. At least if you're an England fan.

I was sure that was some photoshopped joke...These people live among us. They vote. Help!

My first thought was that they looked like Klan robes, I'm afraid.

Focus on the third word of that verse, Cæ. Think "Pay Per View." Lots of money to be made there.

Wait, these are bad? My girlfriend has nieces and a nephew, and last month I ordered a set of these for each of them... Damn, there's $120 down the hatch! :)

Seriously, if the kids are supposed to wear their "spiritual" Armor of God during the day, why isn't that good enough at night? I mean, under the internal logic of the purveyors, are these PJs supposed to have a sort of religious placebo effect on weak-minded children?

Weird.

Oh, and one other thing. I can attest to the fact that they do NOT prevent you from touching yourself "down there."

You have to affix the shield just so, NCP.

(Also, she is looking for a way to work the pjs into her sermon.)

Hey if you want some excitement, try searching Google for UCC and "1 timothy 2 12".

Hey, apostropher, you're right! Once you get the shield aligned the right way, you *can't* touch yourself! Hey, how do I get out of this thing...

Red cross on white is the symbol of the Knights Templar, who were excommunicated and burned at the stake for their heretical beliefs, including the worship of Baphomet, a disembodied head. Sleep well, little ones.