Man, you could fit the whole Internet on that truck...

Since I was going to e-mail this story to apo this afternoon, it seems only fitting that I add it in comments here.

Why no crotch odor control device for men? Because no offense, apo, and maybe I just blew you on an off day, but um yeah, you really could use one of those. P.U.!

Which just reminded me of one of my favorite Onion headlines (the kind on the front page which refer you to a non-existent interior page for the story): "Local Cat Raped by French Skunk".

Another favorite: "Greaseball Shitcanned".

The cake looks beautiful, in a manly way.

Make sure you read the comments on the Gigantic Hole post. The Americans and Russians are arguing about who has the biggest hole.

"Now we have a pad designed just for you."

I remember my mother telling me about the Newfoundland my parents had when I was born and how she went into heat before they got her fixed. For such a large breed, this could naturally mean potentially huge and unpleasant messiness if left unchecked, so they got her some, er, sanitary garments. The brand name: Bitches' Britches.

M/tch, it wasn't an off day.

That Flat-D site seems awfully spoof-like to me. Although I don't suppose they'd be ready to take money from people if it were so. But who would really say stuff like "as long as the material covers the anal opening it will be effective" (from the FAQs) (yes I'm bored)?

I can't read the impeach sign - the image is too dark. what does it say?

It just says "Impeach Bush". It's the location that makes it.

"It's the location that makes it."

No doubt... and "command loved it"? Wow. Are you sure GB didn't send you this?

I don't get it.

My husband and I were just sitting outside the ice cream parlor, eating ice cream, farting and discussing whether or not this site was a spoof. Looking at it again, I think it's real. It seems silly, but I think it's bc the writing is naturally goofy, not bc they tried to make it funny. The 'about the inventor' section notes that his invention was 'inspired by his wife Myra'. I doubt he meant for it to read quite like that.

Hey I posted the meatcake link over at Chowhound where it is garnering enthusiastic response. Best so far is from Will: "ketchup glaze? Bad move with the potatoes, if you despise it on fries as much as I do. How about basing it on a demi-glace, with shallots and duxelles? And use finely chopped garlic chives to decorate the potato "icing"...which, incidentally, should NOT be flakes! Just because this guy likes peels and lumps in his mashed spuds doesn't mean he has to resort to such ghastly measures as FLAKES! Somebody give this guy a potato peeler and a ricer!"