Well, there is leaving the public eye gracefully and then there is swirling the drain, screaming.

It's Ann Coulter screeching. Has it ever made sense?

I love "there is something that is -- that is of the bathhouse about that." I am inserting "wait for it" in that pause.

Yes, and later she called Al Gore "a total fag" on Hardball, after which Chris Matthews said, "we'd love to have her back."

I'd love to believe that Ru has it exactly right, but I fear the news outlets haven't yet had their Coulter appetites sated.

"I don’t know if you read the Starr report, the rest of us were glued to it, I have many passages memorized."

I bet you do, Ann. I also bet the Puerto Rican hookers you pay $1000/hr to act it out while you play with yourself wish they could get it out of their heads, too.

She referred to Bill's obsession with 'essence'.

Someone watched Dr Strangelove and didn't understand it was a satire.

Reminds me of Blackadder discussing the finest lawyer in England, Hugh Massingbird:

"And then there was Oscar Wilde. Remember? Big, butch, bonking bearded Oscar. Father of 47 illegitimate children, author of the bestselling pamphlet 'Why I Like To Do It With Girls" and Massingbird had him put away for two years for being a whoopsie."

Bill Clinton so gay, he ain't that gay.

You know who else is totally gay? Hugh Hefner.

Apo, are you trying to tell us something? It's okay. You're among friends.