I had some browser trouble posting at unfogged:

well, you moved out from the city
how come out there?
for a calm, for a calm
did I recall from somewhere
So I could smell the plain old wind
without fabric softener blent in
so i could see a landscape without a fence
so I could hear those clown fucking gents?

Hear the mellow wedding bells -
Golden bells!
What a world of happiness their harmony foretells!
Through the balmy air of night
How they ring out their delight! -
From the molten - golden notes,
And all in tune,
What a liquid ditty floats
To the turtle - dove that listens, while she gloats
On the moon!
Fuck you clown! (pronounced cloon)

Mr. Sticky, I better see you somewhere on this thread!

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How can you do me like that?

"As of this writing, 350 comments and counting. And let me tell you, there are some mind-bogglingly brilliant entries."

Several of them yours, 'r