MMMmmm seafood

Apo, you're a genius. With five short words you manage to blaspheme, mock a major religion that is a foundation of our shared cultural heritage, slur mothers generally by indicating that their behavior may be "instinctive" - shared even by devilfish - and thereby also fan the flames of the evolution debate.

This type of outrage cannot be tolerated. I'm going to report you.

PT (formerly TT)

PS: Please allow me to kick the tires on a new handle, which abbreviates a long list of words thrown at me recently on several blogs.

But don't the cephalopods deserve a Savior too?

The octochrist.

I guess the Octoromans (VIIIROMANS?) would need a few more nails, though.

This is where the Byzantine cross would come in handy.

But shouldn't that be kelp instead of ivy?

M/tch, yes, but unfortunately because predation means that nearly all of the octopothakia will become food to other beasts, innumerable immaculate conceptions are required to produce the one true Saviour. God really has his work cut out for Him with the occupi - let's keep our fingers crossed for the poor suckers!