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Headline of the Day: Teen Who Cut Off Corpse's Head To Make Bong Sentenced
Do you realize how hard it would be to get a real skull sealed well enough to work as a bong? I'd call him admirably ambitious, but I suspect he just didn't think the logistics through very well. Sheesh, kids today...
Via Chewin in the Chung.
TrackBackHe probably pictured himself in a Predator outfit suckin, cones likes brains.
Skull bong - sounds like Quickdraw McGraw when he was El Kabong.
I think he took the term "pothead" a little too literally.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at June 30, 2006 11:12 AMA psychiatrist has diagnosed Buckalew with mental health issues.
Ya think?
I would even trust Bill Frist or Charles Krauthammer to get this one correct.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at June 30, 2006 11:14 AMYa think?
Seems like a no-brainer.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Posted by: apostropher at June 30, 2006 11:20 AMGive that kid a scholarship to art school!
Prison is not the place for him.
How is getting ass-raped for a couple of years supposed to help him deal with his mental health (and drug) issues again?
Although, I suppose youth detention wouldn't be as bad.
It's not like he killed someone to use their head as a bong, right?
Clay. You can make clay look like bone.
Clay? Who's Clay??
Was that the guy in the coffin's name?
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at June 30, 2006 02:40 PMI owned a skull bong when I was college, but it was ceramic. Looked kinda like this, but with two tubes coming out of the back.
Posted by: apostropher at June 30, 2006 02:45 PMThis hurting young man was obviously crying for help and attention. Maybe he though a little head would do him good?
Posted by: TokyoTom at July 3, 2006 11:50 PMProbably was too stoned at the time to realize it wasn't one of his better ideas.
Posted by: mikefromtexas at July 4, 2006 01:40 AM