Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
Clownæsthesiologist sent me a link to this eBay seller, who has a few used videotapes and some small antique tools. Wouldn't be notable in and of itself, except that every item is being modelled by Little Sea Biscuit, Super Model.
Rita, A.K.A., Little Sea Biscuit, Super Model is pictured here. In addition, for a winning bid in excess of $19.00 the winning bidder will also receive a vibrant professional 8X10 Color print of Little Sea Biscuit, Super Model with your item. She will pose, with your purchase. The print will be hand autographed by the Super Model, Little Sea Biscuit, "Created especially for (Your name or a name you request) Love, Little Sea Biscuit, Super Model". The collectable Art Photograph will be created by Dick DeMoulpied, Internationally Known Photographic Artist. This is a very exclusive collection within a collection, which can only add value!
The Super Model Club seems to have relaxed their admittance rules a bit.
TrackBackHere is a WoodCentral thread questioning the wisdom of this strategy of advertising one's used tools. Includes a photo of a younger Little Sea Biscuit.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at June 28, 2006 09:29 AMUm, I'm kind of scared to ask, but, how did she get her nickname? I mean I can totally see the "Supermodel" part, but "Little Sea Biscuit"? She's not particularly horsefaced.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at June 28, 2006 09:53 AMMaybe she likes jockeys?
Perhaps her paramour goes by the name Little Red Pollard?
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at June 28, 2006 09:55 AMem/inem/ -- did you see the photo on the WoodCentral thread I linked? Her paramour is pictured there as well. (It's at the bottom of the thread.)
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at June 28, 2006 10:03 AMThat photo does not belong on a site called WoodCentral, s'all I'm sayin'.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at June 28, 2006 10:17 AMOh yes! Semi-Nude art photographs! And here is her home page.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at June 28, 2006 10:26 AMShe'd look about a million times better if she'd just blot that oily sheen off of her face before the shutter snapped.
And put her shirt back on.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at June 28, 2006 11:06 AMIt makes me a little sad that she has her measurements listed from some other era in her life. She's not 118 pounds unless she's pushing 4 feet tall, and her waist is not twenty-five inches. That we can see. Why lie? I guess I kind of think it's novel to see semi-nude photos of an older woman who's not in impeccable shape (oily sheen notwithstanding). I'm sure there's a market for it, since idealized naked bodies don't really even look "naked" anymore. Why not flaunt your 45-35-42 figure?
Posted by: A White Bear at June 28, 2006 11:14 AMThe Glamour Photos section operates under an interesting definition of glamour. There's one pic of Rita in a Nazi-like getup, complete w/a Hitler moustache.
Posted by: annie at June 28, 2006 11:51 AMOh I think you'd dig the glamour shots, M/lls.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at June 28, 2006 01:02 PMYeah prolly -- to get away from the sobbing children if nothing else.
Posted by: Clownęsthesiologist at June 28, 2006 09:52 PMThe antique hand drills were nice. Everything else that i saw, umm, well, left me speechless. Ive never come across fine art that sold for $5.99 SPEECHLESS!
Posted by: chickenlicker at November 25, 2006 09:09 PM