Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
Yeah, yeah, I know there hasn't been a real post in many days, but I've been very busy.
[¿O, RLMENTE? -ed.]
Sí, rlmente.
Back up your data and traumatize your kids in one easy step.
"Search and rescue officials abandoned their search Monday afternoon for a man who apparently floated to sea the day before on an inner tube."
That meteorite that hit Norway last week has been downgraded from Hiroshima to "a powerful conventional bomb." However, Knut Jørgen Røed Ødegaard still insists "the brightness must have been exceptional." So there.
Landmark houses. I totally dig the orchid house.
And I quote: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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"This is one joke we really want to fight for."
TrackBackI like hippos. If I had a hippo as a pet, I would feed him and take care of him and love him forever.
Posted by: Karl at June 20, 2006 04:11 AMHow does a writer mistake a black piano for a white piano?
Posted by: Michael at June 20, 2006 06:12 AMI love the cheap-ass Disneyland knock-off in that ha ha ha ha ha video. Other than that it freaks me out.
Oh and I guess this proves that the Mounties don't always get their man. Geez, Canada's really slipping. First they lose the Stanley Cup to a team from a place where ice-skating was unknown just a few short years ago, and now this. I wouldn't be surprised if the Egg McMuffin starts sporting Virginia Ham instead of Canadian Bacon soon.
I blame their new prime minister.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at June 20, 2006 10:29 AMI like hippos. If I had a hippo as a pet, I would feed him and take care of him and love him forever.
Just don't feed him to your anaconda. Your hippo will likely end up feeling rejected.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at June 20, 2006 10:31 AMThat orchid house would probably require a really big morchidge.
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at June 20, 2006 11:03 AMHow does a writer mistake a black piano for a white piano?
Maybe it was playing honky-tonk music?
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at June 20, 2006 11:04 AMOn second thought, "honky-tonk" makes it sound like I wanted the joke to be about the ethnic implications of the word "honky", when in fact I was just trying to pick a genre of music more commonly associated with white people than with black people. So substitute "country" for "honky-tonk".
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at June 20, 2006 11:12 AMIn fact, according to Wikipedia, many of the musicians who pioneered the Honky-tonk style were black. So "country" is definitely the better choice for my joke.
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at June 20, 2006 11:15 AMHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That video accurately captures the dynamic between sisters.
Posted by: Cala at June 20, 2006 06:04 PMSo "country" is definitely the better choice for my joke.
Only if you're going for the less funny punchline.
Posted by: apostropher at June 20, 2006 07:56 PMIt occurs to me that someone with decent video-editing skills and a suitably perverse sense of humor could re-subtitle that "ha ha ha" video and produce something outrageously funny.
Posted by: My Alter Ego at June 21, 2006 07:28 AMIf Connie Chung was THAT drunk standing at the end of the undeniable liberal's bed, she would be a socialist by morning.
Posted by: Undeniable liberal at June 24, 2006 03:12 PM