Yessss..... Give yourself to the Republican side. It is the only way you can save your ocean friends. Use your aggressive feelings, boy! Let the hate flow through you.

MWAAA HA HA!!!

Let the hate flow through you.

Yes, yes, I feel it...

CAPITAL GAINS TAXES ARE THE WORK OF SATAN!

Typical. Don't buy this crap. Read the article carefully:

"...biologically rich chain of coral reefs"?

It's a time-honored Republican tradition to do favors for the "rich" and pass it off as some sort of noble gesture. Oh, yeah, these guys in their brightly colored scales and elaborate mating rituals get a preserve larger than all other National Parks combined, but what about the Cod, Halibut, and common Whitefish? They get nothing. Good, hard-working, sealife just trying to get by and the preserve-burden just gets shifted more and more to them. Why? Because they're probably Union.

Karl Rove had something to do with this, I have no doubt.

Of course pigs can fly. That's what trebuchets are for.

What the article didn't mention was that the "documentary" which the president and his wife watched that convinced him to do this was actually the episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Spongebob and Patrick go into Sandy's airdome for the first time.

So chimpy the power paedophile picked up some garbage and he's redeemed? Fuck that shit.