Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.

I wish he would take longer annual prayer retreats. Like 12-month long ones.

Yo, Pat: God didn't say "Northwest." He said, "Your ass."

apos mate

*from a previous post*

Mon General

Pat the Frenchman is confusing Jesus with Heysoos Cantandarillo, an illegal immgrant formerly with the Mexican mafia, who was enlisted by the US marines to rape anything that moved or screamed in Abu Ghraib
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Pat hired Heysoos to do the hit because he was confused by Heysoos' nickname, Splitman (based on his awesome BIG soldier) and has sooled Heysoos onto Msr Hugo Chavez saying " I want you to fuck him up real good!"

Heysoos' crooked grin at these instructions seemed to Pat's dementia- addled mind so saintly, that he believed that it was Jesus who annointed him with oil before introducing him to the congress of the mule-hung militant macho.
The resultant tape of Pat screaming over and over "Jesus take me!" is now on a permanent loop in Dick Cheney's office.

He now has nightmares about tsunamis

"If I heard God right?" I think that has never been the case.