apostropher: Mock me baby one more time.

May 12, 2006

Mock me baby one more time.

Posted by apostropher

You might not have noticed (if, say, you can't read and only come here to look at the pictures), but I do enjoy the snide, juvenile humor. A lot. And I thought I'd just pass along this paragraph from wwtdd.com, ruminating on the news that Britney Spears announced she'd like to do more movies and, moreover, is willing to appear nude.

I can't help think that Wonder Woman is in development right now, and Britney would be the perfect choice. Except, Wonder Woman is now a blond. And 200 pounds. With stretch marks. And chocolate on her face. And can only run about ten steps before struggling to breathe. And replace her golden lasso with a rope belt. And bullet proof bracelets with brown jugs with 'XXX' on the side. And instead of an invisible plane she has a donkey. Sexiest Wonder Woman ever? Sexiest Wonder Woman ever.

A donkey. Heh. Heh. Heh.

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I really wish you wouldn't post so much snide, juvenile humor, apostropher. It really brings the tone of the place down.

Posted by: M/tch M/lls at May 12, 2006 05:09 PM

Fuck you, clown.

Posted by: apostropher at May 12, 2006 05:14 PM

Oh and I forgot to add:

Tool.

Posted by: M/tch M/lls at May 12, 2006 05:22 PM

a donkey-i luv it

Posted by: mystified abomination at May 12, 2006 10:59 PM

In addition to being juvenile, your so-called "humor" is also sexist, sizeist, and classist. Shame on you.

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at May 12, 2006 11:34 PM

Donkey . . . hmm . . . (scratches head) . . .

I don't get it.

Posted by: My Alter Ego at May 13, 2006 04:24 PM

Donkey . . . hmm . . . (scratches head) . . .

I don't get it.

Put that in the same context as Jewish money changers in the temple being Toxic, and I think you've got the connection.

Posted by: Mr. Sticky at May 14, 2006 06:19 PM