Hey, you know what would be really sweet? Hit me with your car again. But this time, fast.
A teenage driver who told police he ran over his buddy because his buddy is an adrenaline junkie and "gets off on this kind of thing" was arrested after the stunt went awry and sent his friend to the hospital with [...] a broken leg, a broken arm and road rash. Morris confirmed Monday that he had his friend strike him. He also said he's learned a lesson.
"I won't do this no more," Morris told The Times.
The incident occurred at 10:17 p.m. Saturday outside the Schoop's Hamburgers location on Indian Boundary Road in Chesterton. Domonkos told police he was warming up his car in the Schoop's lot after work when Morris saw him and told him to run into him, but a little faster than usual. Domonkos told police he thought it would end harmlessly like all the other times they have done this.
Domonkos told police he drove around the back of the store so he could approach from the Quizno's Subs side of the plaza and have more room to pick up speed. He told police that as he got closer to Morris, he "punched it," getting his Acura Legend up to about 25 mph. Domonkos told police he aimed right at Morris, and the next thing he knew, he heard a thump and Morris hit and broke the windshield. Domonkos braked and his friend rolled onto the ground and began screaming in agony, police said.
Domonkos told police some glass came into his car, but he was not injured. Police said he didn't think what occurred was a serious matter since they had done it countless times "for fun."
It's a thin line between Jackass and dumbass. (via Obscure Store)
TrackBackYou realize that misplaced liberal compassion has allowed defectives like these to reproduce creating voters for the likes of Bushco. Joking, sort of.
Posted by: Dave McLeod at May 9, 2006 11:49 PMConfirming in my mind that, yet again, the "Florida" tag on Fark should be supplemented with an "Indiana" tag.
Posted by: KJ at May 10, 2006 12:28 AMHere's hoping that both of them will ingest enough environmental pollutants to render them sterile.
Posted by: dAVE at May 10, 2006 11:30 AM