April 29, 2006

Defend the sour alkali.

Posted by apostropher

Based in Guang Zhou, China, the main business of Hua Zheng Silicone Manufacture Factory appears to be silicone-filled enhancement bras, though they offer a wide array of other products as well. And while I'm sure they make fine products, they could use another employee or two in the translation department. I love this stream-of-consciousness keyboard cover.

The gum keyboard environmental protection, the usage import upscale cure to use the silicon gum material, not poisonous, tasteless and harmless. All seal completely the design, watertightness, dust palliative, defend the oil, defend the sour alkali, can in any bad environment usage, and can carry on disinfect and clean in the water. Can at will the curl fills in to wrap the inside, taking the convenience, economical space, mute, pound without the voice, can make the complete mute, not afraid influence family sleeping. Return to flexibility goodly, touch soft comfort, the hand feeling benignity, protect the finger to be free from the injury. Diverse sex of color, the character is fresh and clear, special surface processing, make the key writing shed off never, don't fade in color. After passing to join to give out light the material, can usage in night and other have no the environment of light blackness. Special design and produce the craft, make the keyboard structure simplify, have no the metals to nail, the function credibility stability. The key life span can amount to 15,000,000 times, use to have the USB and PS/2s to connect a people's conversion. Can adapt- difference in temperature

The Silicone keyboard can roll soft, have waterproof dustproof can wash , disinfect , be antibiotic , defend static , use noise of havinging, protect the finger , improve the speed of typing , is suitable for various kinds of IT products , have many kinds of colors and languages, well received by vast computer fans, the products find a good sale in all parts of the world , is favored deeply by the masses of consumers.

Use noise of havinging. Diverse sex of color. The hand feeling benignity. Wow.

In the "Personal Nurses" section, the Silicone Beauty Brush can "exfoliate redundant horniness," and "wash face with the brush can save face cleaning milk." Meanwhile, Hua Zheng's Silicone Breast Cups (I assume the listed product name is a typo, because silicon breast cups would be heavy and painful) will "get rid of the vexation brought by the flat bosom and show off the grace curve of woman." Also, they "won’t fall off even with big action."

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1

It's a keyboard, I think, not a keyboard cover.

Maybe we could get a contract to study users?

Posted by: Dirty Davey at April 30, 2006 08:28 PM
2

Surely the most poetic Chinese-to-English translation since "Bite the wax tadpole."

Posted by: Lex at May 1, 2006 06:25 AM
3

I'll take "Acid-resistant" for 500, Alex.

Posted by: Karl at May 1, 2006 09:15 PM
4

Aposw mate

"Bite the wax tadpole." Heh heh, classic

I'm going to apply for a job at that place

Posted by: waldo at May 2, 2006 02:59 AM
5

Silicone buttocks: "By cutting out in different directions to lead the right flowing direction of the fat according to the pressure on the fat growing directions, it achieves the aim of rectification and recovery." OK, sold. Must to be seek "Payment way."

Any idea what all of the other pads are?

Posted by: Ru at May 2, 2006 11:37 AM
6

You make me angry.

Terribly angry.

So terribly that I must direct you here:

http://tinyurl.com/hrrs7

Suffer! Suffer as the monoglot you have shown yourself to be!

Jeg elsker med Dronningen.

Posted by: Theophrastus Bombastus von Hoehenheim den Sidste at May 2, 2006 10:42 PM
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