Quick hits.

Dermatology websites are the new porn.

Meet Freaky the Hen, who just became a cock.

The world's oldest known chimp just turned 74, and 50 orangutans smuggled into Thailand to perform kickboxing matches will be returned to Malaysia and Indonesia.

Soon, law enforcement will be able to trace pictures to individual cameras the same way they can tie fired bullets to specific guns.

Chalk up another one for the Bush administration's unbesmirched record of incompetence in Iraq.

Finches provide the answer to an evolutionary riddle.

The world's second face transplant operation has been performed in China, following a bear attack.

And finally, for the record, if while sitting at your computer in your boxers, your scrotum gets stuck between the slats of your chair and you post a plea for advice online, most of the suggestions you'll get won't be very helpful. But they might be funny enough to distract you from the pain until the EMTs arrive. In case you think this is a hoax, the unfortunate fellow posted an actual cellphone picture of the, uh, situation. While technically NSFW, anybody walking by would be hard pressed to identify what it was without prior knowledge.