What you lib'rul elites refuse to acknowledge is that in the original Greek the passage goes on to say: "However, if he hast knocked off thy spectacles and thou art an uptight sort barely into thine own adulthood, feel free to kick him in the nadgers because clearly they werest asking for it."

Typical!

When I was a kid, the most feared part of PE were rainy days when we stayed in the gym to play dodgeball. This was usually done between different classes, so a seniors vs. freshmen match was not unusual.

After getting our brains beat out a few times, we freshmen figured out a strategy. There were a lot of different size balls and it was the little ones that really hurt, so we collected those and did not throw them back. The large balls were fairly easy to catch, so we would catch those and throw them back, until there was just one senior left. Then we would get our store of little balls and let him have it.

Soon the scourge of dodgeball disappeared from the PE program.

So what you're saying is that to win at dodgeball, it takes balls, but not necessarily big balls?