That is genius, but they forgot the thumbs. We’ve evolved past the tail, so we can walk. Everyone knows anal stretching is impossible with a prehensile tail.

You know, at one time I put an entry in the c:\winnt\system32\drivers\etc\hosts file for goatse.cx pointing to the loopback address just so I wouldn't have to see that page over and over again.

Everyone knows anal stretching is impossible with a prehensile tail.

Well that depends on the diameter of the tail now, doesn't it?