Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
Over at Unfogged this morning, I posted on a Slate article about the methodological difficulties of determining average penis size, and if you'd like to see a conversation dive headlong for the gutter, the comments there are just waiting for you. To avoid simply duplicating the post, though, I'd like to focus on a little sidebar to the article.
A recent reanalysis of Alfred Kinsey's data, titled "The Relation Between Sexual Orientation and Penile Size," found that homosexuals had significantly larger penises than nonhomosexuals, no matter how the measurements were done.
Now, wait a minute. Not only do they get bigger equipment, they get carte blanche to feel up Scarlett Johansson in public, too? You think that perhaps God is a big ol' nelly queen, laughing his fabulous ass off? Yeah, me too.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
UPDATE: Robust McManlyPants weighs his massive gay dick in on the matter.
Yeah, they get to grab Scarlett's boobs, but do they really enjoy it?
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at February 14, 2006 08:31 PMI'll just enjoy it for them. Vicariously. That was awesome.
Posted by: Sterling at February 16, 2006 07:21 PMNot only do they get bigger equipment, they get carte blanche to feel up Scarlett Johansson in public, too?
Not only that -- Tom Ford appeared on the cover of Vanity Fair, next to the nude Scarlet Johansson (yes, her again) and the nude Keira Knightley. Ford is also gay. What a waste. Further evidence for your "God is a big ol' nelly queen" hypothesis.
Posted by: Frederick at May 31, 2006 04:42 PM