Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
(via Wonkette-for-a-day Ezra)
Update: GaijinBiker notes in the comments that plenty of good captions for this photo can be found at V the K's Caption This.
TrackBackMine was: "HOOOORYUKEN!"
It's a Street Fighter 2 thing, you see.
Posted by: GaijinBiker at January 25, 2006 11:23 AMIn Trouble, Al Gore bellows out a call for help. Throughout Africa, animals hear and stir to action. Lions, Tigers, the mighty Antelope. They rush to the western seashore. They are distressed by their situation. As time passes the call fades and carnage ensues as animal brotherhood is replaced with animal holocaust. Blood seeps into the sand. No help comes for Al Gore. Again, his amazing powers over the animals in Africa fail him. He is a man out of place.
Posted by: David at January 25, 2006 05:47 PMApos mate
The REAL president of the United States, whilst giving another stirring speech trying to motivate America to regain its honour, is once again pilloried by some dork with a camera.
Posted by: waldo at January 25, 2006 09:37 PMLike a butterfly
Oh like a butterfly
I will collect you
And capture you
Not content with simply creating the internet, Al Gore, with sheer force of will, creates a new, smaller, cooler Sun.