Why would you read a right-wing, pro-war, nutjob "news" site like NewsMax? Because it's the only place you'll learn how to viciously fuck up entire gangs of bikers, skinheads, and martial arts experts using nothing but paperclips.
Good to see Herbert Kornfeld is still keeping it real.
TrackBackKilling people with paperclips? This is gonna much work SOOOOOOOO much more fun! "How's that deadline coming, Sheila?" "Hi-yah!!!!"
Posted by: Sheila at December 17, 2005 05:17 PMDammit, we should have sent the 102nd Paperclip Brigade! We wouldn't have had all those casualties!
Posted by: John Johnson at December 18, 2005 01:49 PMI think the terrorists must have a secret,unknown, Ming the Merciless type power throwing master on their side. It would explain much.
Posted by: Dave McLeod at December 19, 2005 10:59 PMSo every drawer in my house is actually stocked with ammo? Great!
Posted by: Ru at December 20, 2005 11:44 PM