November 02, 2005

Pandemics of Mass Destruction

Posted by Froz Gobo

For shame to see Blessed Leader having to cave in to those secular humanists on this "Bird Flu" hysteria. They're just trying to whip up fear and distract us from the outrageous success dealing with Saddam and his WMD and distract us from all their scandals.

The president should just have the professionals in his administration stay focused on the things he knows will work and on which the American people clearly trust his leadership:
1. Good intelligence gathering and analysis about the spread of any threat, free from political or economic pressures.
2. Disaster preparedness.

All this silly talk about scientific developments is so sad. It is quite clear from scripture that this 'mutation' everybody is talking about can't happen. Random chance is not the way God works. Anyway, if a plague spreads across the land, it's all part of God's, I mean "the intelligent designer's" - wink wink - plan.

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BLASPHEMER! Implying God has eyelids!

Posted by: just john at November 2, 2005 10:01 AM
2

God has irreducibly complex eyelids. Just no bellybutton.

Posted by: apostropher at November 2, 2005 10:13 AM
3

His noodly appendage will protect us.

Posted by: Ru at November 2, 2005 11:45 PM
4

Mate, you sound like Jesus General's colonel/adjutant.
'Sides, everyone knows God's a Woman - and Dubya wouldn't recognise Her if She bit him on the ass!

Posted by: waldo at November 3, 2005 12:31 AM
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