Raising the bar.

I remarked a couple weeks ago that the whole pretty young teacher sleeps with high school boy thing had reached epidemic proportions. You see it so often in the news now that if you were a young teacher trying for your fifteen minutes of Robinsonian fame, you'd be really hard pressed to stand out from the ever-growing crowd. But one teacher figured out how to do just that.

A third-grade teacher accused of performing oral sex on a 9-year-old boy, allowing students to peek down her blouse and slashing her wrists with glass in front of her students pleaded not guilty to the 24 criminal charges she faces. Georgianne Harrell, 24, was indicted last month on 24 charges of child molestation and reckless conduct.

Yikes. Rural Georgia, in case you were wondering.