Let us prey.

You have got to be kidding me. I, I, I... I'm speechless.

"We're sorry your family and neighbors died in the floods, but half of our first responders, helicopters, and amphibious equipment were in Iraq. And now you're homeless and destitute and that sucks, so howzabout you sign up for the Guard so we can ship you to Iraq?"

And by the way, before the next maneuver of Operation CYA gets underway, please review the timeline.

Update: Not nearly as grotesque as it first seemed. Apparently a job fair is being held tomorrow and the Army is one of several employers in attendance. Sorry if I got anybody's dander up. Just goes to show that everything you read on the internet is God's own truth.