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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE -- Bloomington, IN - August 3, 2005 -- Dog Condoms, Inc. is announcing a voluntary recall of its Dog CondomsŪ canine prophylactics, due to an unacceptable failure rate reported during preliminary release in test markets. Use of these recalled condoms may result in unwanted canine pregnancies. Additionally, meat-scented Dog CondomsŪ may present a choking hazard, especially for smaller dogs.
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From the FAQ:
Can I Train My Dog To Put It On Himself?TrackBackNo, the dog will require human intervention each time he wishes to put on or take off a condom.
I thought that religious guy who wants fathers to take their sons in the shower so they can see Dads got a penis too might have had something to do with it. Or Rick Santorum.
Posted by: waldo at August 13, 2005 06:12 AM