Come on, he clearly meant "take them out", like on a date.

Like Gaijin says. A little Chablis before dinner and everybody gets mellow.

Oh, wait, they can't drink what? No wonder they are cranky.

Ain't no-one reppin' Khak-uhl-ackey too well, either (Drum expounds).

It does seem like Colorado is the new Mis'sippi, though (yes, that would be official religion)

Lies and the lying liars....