Questions are inevitably raised.

Is it still a grasshopper if it lives in trees?

"Mr Kumar, of Gunduppalavadi in Tamil Nadu, started experimenting with live fish after successfully ejecting peas and corn through his nose."

Who wouldn't fall for such a clever trick?

Nothing says class like a "Chicken Soup Makes Me Poop" ringtone. And they have wallpapers.

Mmmm... meat.

Updating the Ms. Wheelchair America scandal, the dust has settled and you may all now greet your new tiara-headed overlord.

Random great octopus photo.

The geography-defying Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim just signed their top pick from the June draft, an 18-year-old with a 97 mph fastball who is the grandson of Bozo the Clown.

US military intelligence believe the Sunni insurgency in Iraq is now being run by Saddam's much less popular cousin, Gallagher Hussein.