Money, meet mouth.

Jesus' General is organizing Operation Yellow Elephant.

Objective: To motivate the College Republicans to vigorously defend the vital work they're doing defending the homefront by holding affirmative action bake sales, immigrant hunts, and subsidizing the Scaife funding of Ann Coulter, David Horowitz, and Michelle Malkin.

Method: Embarrass the College Republicans by challenging them to volunteer to fight in the war they demanded.

Excellent. If you live in the DC metro area, where their biennial convention will be held June 24-26, your orders are here. Everybody else, write the College Republican leadership and ask them to pass the following resolution:

WHEREAS, the College Republican membership has always fully supported the war in Iraq;

WHEREAS, we have encouraged the notion that the degree of one's patriotism is directly proportional to their support for the war;

WHEREAS, by word, by deed and by support of Ann Coulter, David Horowitz, and Michelle Malkin we have decreed that dissent against the war is the equivalent of treason;

WHEREAS, the military continually falls far short of meeting its recruitment needs resulting in a manpower crisis;

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED THAT:

The College Republicans organization is officially disbanded until the end of the war;

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED THAT:

The College Republicans membership immediately volunteer for military service as infantrymen.

Contact information is here and an excellent example is here. C'mon, tough guys. The military is desperate and we all know they can't count on a bunch of cowardly, treasonous, America-hating liberals to perform under pressure. Since most of us are queer anyhow, they won't even take us. So it's up to you, the best and the brightest, to help support the war you so loudly and vociferously insisted upon. Or was all that chest-pounding, finger-pointing, mine-is-bigger-than-yours patriotism just so many words devoid of any real conviction? Hmm?