While I get my atrophied blogging muscles stretched out...
The proposed 38 states of America.
Video shot from inside a tornado is pretty amazing.
A gun that shoots little plates faster than the Earth moves through space, accelerating to 76,000 miles per hour in less than a second over a space of about five millimeters creating on impact a little shockwave 15 million times atmospheric pressure, may be a key step toward nuclear fusion, allowing run-on sentences longer than your wildest imaginings.
Also, they've discovered a new form of water and it's beach season, so watch out for head-squids.
Finally, two long and extremely unfunny articles from Harper's that are totally worth your time:
Soldiers of Christ I: Inside America's most powerful megachurch
Soldiers of Christ II: Feeling the hate with the National Religious Broadcasters
oh, i can imagine much longer run on sentances...
I've read Faulkner.
Okay, wow. Now my senior class trip makes much more sense. Granted, the class voted on going to Colorado Springs (26 of 28, w/ me and a friend dissenting for NYC) but I was curious as to why it was in the running in the first place. Part of le grande tour included a journey to the Focus on the Family studio and I swear I saw the Megachurch too but didn't think much of it at the time.
Seige this city for me, signed, Jesus. Jesus Christ on a pogostick.
Posted by: Karyn at June 8, 2005 11:44 AMHead squid??? Please tell me this is a really elaborate hoax. Please.
Posted by: fiend at June 8, 2005 11:57 AMIf you back out to the parent directory, you'll see that it's part of a video game marketing scheme.
Posted by: apostropher at June 8, 2005 11:59 AMAnd from the insides of these megachurches, it always seems as if it's the bottom of the ninth, they're behind 3-0, with 2 strikes against them, and God's about to hit the grand slam for them. Or at least this is the image they'd like to portray to their rank and file. Keep 'em motivated and on blood pressure meds.
*shudder*
Posted by: John Johnson at June 8, 2005 12:12 PMI recall seeing that 38-state map back in the late 1970s. It seems to be very strongly committed to the one acre-one vote theory of those who took heart in the vast sea of red on last year's election maps.
As drawn, it would certainly increase the number of rural senators.
D.
Posted by: tegularius at June 8, 2005 12:24 PMI know it's just part of the marketing for Cold Fear (Ubisoft generally makes great games, btw), and I know that's just Photoshop magic, but goddamn those are creepy images.
Posted by: Robust McManlyPants at June 8, 2005 04:49 PMI could tell almost immediately that the exocell stuff was for a game, but then I saw that "I Love Bees" material, too. In another very unfunny way, the Soldiers of Christ articles gave me the same creepy feeling as the exocell images. I felt the need to close the screen door behind me.
On a lighter note, I once delightedly watched wealthy and presumably educated people decide to try samples of a lard sculpture on their crackers. The event was a benefit for a college and these people decided that it must be some kind of carved cheese or dip. Fascinating. Some of them probably thought it was very bland cheese.
Posted by: Ru at June 9, 2005 02:04 AMI could live with the state name of "Superior," which sounds just right, but combining with Wisconsin?! Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Speaking of the dairy state and lard, just this last weekend I had the pleasure of tasting salt-free butter. Why even bother? It coulda been lard or vaseline as far as I could tell. I'd rather have olive oil.
Posted by: Tripp at June 9, 2005 09:28 AM