Rave, rave against the dying from the blight.

MDMA: it's tumor-lickin' good!

The illegal drug Ecstasy and antidepressants have the potential to halt the growth of cancer cells, according to researchers at the University of Birmingham in England. In laboratory tests, the scientists found that amphetamine derivatives such as Ecstasy and weight loss pills, along with antidepressants such as Prozac, blocked cancer growth in more than half of 17 lymphoma (white blood cell cancer) samples. Cancer growth was slowed in nine of the 17 samples when they were exposed to antidepressants and in 11 of the 17 samples when they were exposed to the amphetamine derivatives, BBC News reported.

My momma warned me that drugs might stunt my growth. Much better if they stunt the growth of my growths. The longer I look at the word "growth," the less it looks like a real word. (via Dr. Menlo)