I gotta get a faster computer - videos take too long to download, and it shits me cause I never see how the damn things turn out! What's the dude do with his belt? Is it as funny as the dog destroying the room? Seen that one?
Me neither!

Somebody needs to give homie some (more) coke and a video camera and let him do a reality-based TV show; I'm sure some of his militia buddies would help out... Fox would run it, too.

Will the knife allow you to silence your fricking dog when you are trying to SELL something?

Okay, that was snarky. I have to admit that I can't even count the number of times I've been in a river waiting for what seems like forever until I can finally get my knife out.

Just what the average inbred barfly needs.

I really like that it "will let me to move my hands and move my knife the same." That's really important.

Yeah, I hate it when I try to stab somebody and the knife flies backwards.

Hahahaha -don't you love the production values with the mutt barking in the background. No! Delay NO!
You can see Duanne skinnin' that hound shortly after the video.
Oh, and what's the sixth thing he can do with his knife? Suggestions please....

Oh, not to quibble, but here are two totally different things:
(i) a knife that's invisible
(ii) a knife that can be hidden behind another object, such as a hand.

I'm just saying.

OK, Labs, but what if it's Adam Smith wielding the knife in his invisible hand?

I thought it was going to turn into a blooper video where he accidentally slits his wrist or something.

I can't stop watching this. Send help.

A, you left out the best part of the site-- the knife *works great when you're wearing chaps.* I just bought a dozen.

I want to see the clip with this guy slaps Mike Tyson in the eye.

Can i see Tyson get slapped in the face again?