Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
Get the feeling Earth is not amused?
President Bush's plans to celebrate Earth Day in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park were undone by nature on Friday, as stormy weather in the area forced him to cancel and instead speak about the environment from inside a hangar here at the McGhee Tyson Airport. [...] "In the park, had I been there, I would have reminded people today is Earth Day, a day in which we recommit ourselves to being good stewards of the land," he said. "We didn't create this Earth, but we have an obligation to protect it."
Then the ground opened up and swallowed the hangar whole.
TrackBackHa! Good one!
I haven't heard of anything that funny in a while.
Posted by: GaijinBiker at April 23, 2005 12:04 PMSweet, bad joke time!
"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam!" -John Barnes-
Two Peanuts were walking down an alley.
And then one got a salted.
"Hey have you guys heard? Rosie O'donnell drowned last night. They found her face down in Ricki Lake." ???
"My friend has alwasy had a big bushy beard. He once shaved it, and he looked horrible. After that I had not seen him in some time and when I finally did he had the beard back again. I told him "ahh, your beard is back".
He replied, "yea its grown on me." ????
"I was so poor growing up, that if I didn't have a penis, I'd have had nothing to play with."
-R. Dangerfield-
Two hydrogen atoms were walking down the road and one said "Damn, I dropped an electron." The other said "Are you sure?" and the first said "Yes, I'm positive."
Posted by: Tripp at April 25, 2005 08:46 AMQ: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A Romin' Catholic.
Posted by: Jeremy at April 25, 2005 09:08 AMTwo penguins were in the bathtub. "Please hand me the soap" asked one. "I'm not a clock!" declared the other.
Bwahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: Tripp at April 25, 2005 01:23 PM*ahem*
"So there were these two sausages in a frying pan. One looks at the other and says 'Is it getting hot in here?' The other one looks at him and screams:
'Oh my god! It's a talking sausage!"
-Adam Daland
(Gotta give credit where it's due!)
"Why do you go out with that sadist anyway?"
"Beats me."
(If that don't kill this thread nothing will.)