Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
How much would you pay for Gary Busey's poop? What about Norman Mailer's urine? Skin cells from Michael Stipe?
Also, for those keeping score at home, Sammy Hagar's urine is $15 while David Lee Roth's fecal matter is $33, but Roth's bacteria is worth a dollar more than Hagar's.
TrackBack$33.00 for Ludicris' fecal matter?? What a ripoff! You can get it at a record store for much less.
Posted by: Cangrejeros at April 19, 2005 10:18 AMMichael Stipe has been producing and selling SHIT for years.
Posted by: Joel at April 19, 2005 12:37 PMWith skin cells, I could have Michael Stipe cloned!
[Wow, that was a stupid idea.]
But really, this reminds me of the scene in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, where Guy Pearce's character is explaining the contents of the vial he wears on a tether around his neck!
Posted by: Austin Train at April 19, 2005 11:41 PM