April 15, 2005

A celebration of non-penetration.

Posted by apostropher

What happens when a certain freewayblogger manages to grab a surprisingly available domain name? Hilarity ensues, that's what.

The Bible states it plainly in Leviticus: "Man shall not lie with man as he does with woman." So there you have it: Standard Missionary is right out. For the gals: you're off the hook. Anything goes. As far as the Lord's concerned, it's Beaver Season all year 'round.

Go thither, monkeys.

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cluster-trusting???

Posted by: Rah at April 15, 2005 01:10 PM
2

Sooo wrong *sends site to self-righteous, abstinent freind*

Posted by: Hanke at April 16, 2005 02:29 AM
3

In the interest of avoiding STDs, and believe me there are some doozies out there, you gents might want to keep it to blowjobs, and we mean this literally: Take your faith buddy’s penis and blow on it from a distance.

Switch that to a heterosexual relationship and I went to high school with that girl.

Baptists are funny. Except when they're scary.

Posted by: Karyn at April 16, 2005 10:56 AM