March 31, 2005

Schiavo dies.

Posted by apostropher

Just before 10:00 this morning.

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No, you doofus, she's partially blind. I mean, in the midst of all this confusion, you know where to look for the truth. Newsmax.

Posted by: John Johnson at March 31, 2005 11:19 AM
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... And I went to Newsmax...

"the teachings of the Catholic Church on end-of-life issues is a model of clarity compared to that of all the other religions."
(Catholic League)

WOW!! What don't they guys know?

Posted by: Joel at March 31, 2005 12:00 PM
3

Hey, these guys can help you with your investments, have women chase you, grow your hair back, and a host of other things that liberals don't want you to see.

Posted by: John Johnson at March 31, 2005 03:40 PM
4

May she rest in peace.

Unrelated to that, ir seems the latest freeper spin is that the Schindler's lawyers sucked.

Posted by: Tripp at April 1, 2005 03:49 PM
5

Wouldn't it be nifty if Terry sat up and said, "April Fool's!!!! I'm not dead...I've been snacking on Zagnuts."

Posted by: Mr. Sticky at April 1, 2005 04:12 PM
6

Yeah, mid-autopsy, that would be a laugh riot.

Posted by: apostropher at April 1, 2005 05:01 PM
7

grow your hair back

I'm doing okay in that department. Can they help me stop growing my back hair?

Posted by: apostropher at April 1, 2005 05:03 PM
8

Apost:

Ask Joel- he has good back hair removal tips.

Posted by: Sterling at April 1, 2005 07:23 PM
9

...be sure to pass those secrets along to your furrier brother, yo.

Posted by: Mr. Sticky at April 1, 2005 10:33 PM
10

'er -

Only if liberals don't want you to see it.

Posted by: John Johnson at April 2, 2005 08:38 AM