Trawling the gutters.

Meet Bob. Bob used to be underendowed, but now he's not speaking on the advice of his lawyers.

You'd suspect most registered sex offenders probably just blend in unnoticed, but I bet you'd remember this guy (if you're using Firefox, this is the image that doesn't load properly in the page). No nickname? Somehow I doubt that. Also, no scars or marks!

Headline: Heated pool malfunctions; stunt-diving pig dies (key sentence: "The animal known as 'Big Red' died after diving off a platform into a heated pool as part of Randall's High Diving Pig Show.")

Headline: Police Say Sex Was Being Sold At Colon-Cleansing Clinic (key sentence: "Police became suspicious because they saw only men entering the back door of the clinic.")

Headline: Man tries to hide fake penis again

Finally, this article from India's Kerala Next isn't notable so much for the freaky penis operation, as for the oddly written copy. For some reason, the site loads as black-on-black, so I had to 'Select All' to see the text, but really, it's worth it. Read this opening paragraph aloud with an Indian accent:

Needless to say that there is no normal man in the world who would agree to bid farewell to his genitals and have his penis cut off. It is an open secret that the male organ is considered to be the object of eternal pride for all normal men living on Earth. However, if there is an experienced surgeon, who guarantees a considerable increase of the penis size after such an execution, some men would probably take a risk to experience the miraculous genital reincarnation.

That's the stuff, Mack.