Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
You all know I have a special fondness for penile amputation stories, despite the genre being pretty formulaic. Most of the variations on the theme are sufficiently similar to the original that it can get a little dull. Every so often, though, you come across a completely new twist. Here's the teaser.
From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back." His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success. His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.
Man. His cup runneth over.
TrackBackWell, I think this at least answers the immortal question.
With a resounding 'NO'.
Posted by: suki at March 11, 2005 02:40 PMBiker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident
All that time my father spent disuading me from getting a motorcycle, that's the line he needed.
Posted by: Michael at March 11, 2005 07:32 PMHopefully Roy Williams' staff has come down hard on them damn Heels after today's little scare, hoo-boy.
Posted by: KJ at March 11, 2005 07:34 PMYeah, someone needs to remind the team in its efforts versus Georgia Tech, and in the championship and the NCAA tournament, that the get-way-behind-and-stage-a-miraculous-comeback method of winning really is likely to backfire.
Posted by: John Johnson at March 12, 2005 12:53 PMI don't know what his wife's problem is. I mean, it's not like he ate one of his penises or anything.
Posted by: Mitch Mills at March 12, 2005 01:13 PMBe careful what you wish for. This has all the trappings of a 'deal with the devil' story.
Posted by: Tripp at March 14, 2005 09:33 AM