I wonder if they're democrats.

Nah, they're probably just those kind of parents that are still all lovey-dovey and flirt and slap each other on the ass and this guy, finally, was like, "I'll show them - let's see how long they spend in the driveway all 'No, I love you more' this year."

Reminds me of some people I knew in Highschool.

Nutty

www.IDisagreeWithTheGOP.com

Look Baby: 32 fresh corpses laid out in the shape of a heart. And our dear son as Cupid's arrow. Honey, I love you more than ever.

You guys are sick....don't you think there is something wrong with the guy all together? To sit here and poke fun at the 32 people. Maybe there is something more here then you or the next person gets because you seem to have the "perfect" life. Wake up and smell the coffee. There are people out there who have things to deal with! Grow up and open your hearts to those instead of sitting here judging and poking fun! GROW UP

You guys are sick....don't you think there is something wrong with the guy all together? To sit here and poke fun at the 32 people. Maybe there is something more here then you or the next person gets because you seem to have the "perfect" life. Wake up and smell the coffee. There are people out there who have things to deal with! Grow up and open your hearts to those instead of sitting here judging and poking fun! GROW UP

You guys are sick

Duh.

don't you think there is something wrong with the guy all together?

Again, duh.

Wake up and smell the coffee.

I love coffee.

To fail to poke fun at these poor schmucks would fly in the face of all that is worthy. You say a little prayer for them, Disgusted. I'm only sorry that their plan was foiled. Suicide is the ultimate liberty, and these ambitious folks were robbed.

Wow. No person has the "perfect life." It is very adult to go on with your life DESPITE what you may have to deal with AND maintain a sense of humor. It can't be healthy to take everything so seriously.

Of course we all thing the guy is cracked. You need to get a grip.

Mmmm, coffee good.

Gallows humor is the only defense against this sort of thing. If I had to consider what this guy was going through at face value, much less the idea that 32 others thought he was onto something, some sort of psychic damage would certainly result.

Besides, if we were really sick, we'd be discussing the massive lawn-care challenge this represents.

On a related note, from some older sickos: "We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!" [they all stab themselves] "That showed 'em, huh?"
- Monty Python's Life of Brian

I didn't know it was against the law to solicit suicide or plan for it.

Hmmm...

the massive lawn-care challenge

God, you liberals just can't be happy about anything, can you? That would be a massive lawn care opportunity.

Lawn Restoration Services:
Like it never happened, on your lawn.

The first lawn care opportunity this has presented you with is starting your own home compost heap!

"Eat a queer fetus for Jesus."
I'm surprised the CoE doesn't have anything about this on their website; but it would appear their website is not being updated regularly any more.
http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org

Perhaps he is just trying for his own “lawn ornament” niche.

As for...
"To sit here and poke fun at the 32 people. Maybe there is something more here then you or the next person gets because you seem to have the "perfect" life.

I don't know about y'all, but I'm flattered. I've never been considered perfect. Ever.

you seem to have the "perfect" life.
I totally do. That's why they call me Mr. Perfect

Wake up and smell the coffee.

Wouldn't it be great if coffee tasted as good as the roasted beans smells?

The same with movie popcorn and bacon. Ah, if you could only eat the aroma . . .

Tripp, you make any more heretical comments doubting the pluperfect yumminess of bacon and I'll ban your ass. Or maybe you just haven't had it prepared right. Have you checked to see whether BaconWhores has a franchise in your area?

BaconWhores! What's next the Sausage Cocottes?

Oh Daddy! I checked. Not here.

The best bacon I ever had was slab bacon prepared by my Grandma. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. With bacon that good she didn't need a website.

But - I still insist that NO bacon can taste as good as it smells when you wake up in the morning to frying bacon.

I think Disgusted's comment was a cry for help. Perhaps if e would post more about eir life, We The Perfect could point out some of their flaws? Humorously, of course, to cushion the blow of raw revelation.

And don't be silly about composting them, Michael. No meat in compost! You don't want to attract vermin, do you?

As I tought...it's easier to organize a 32-person mass suicide than it is to get five guys to play poker on a Friday night.

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The choice of his parents' lawn...now that's style. Sort of like a Spencer Tunick photo... with corpses.

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And yes, I am a ghoul.

This was the coolest comment thread, well, ever.

Okay, sick... yeah... whatever. I think it's truly funny. I woul dbe stoked if 32 people killed themselves for the love of my relationship! Err, you shouldn't be allowed to stop them, suicide is liberation. Let them embrace whatever the sick fu*ks want to do!

I like this thread. But really, we could probably do without people trying to spoil the fun! I love poking fun at people who are stupid enough to get caught!