Going dark.

Chances are I won't post here again until Sunday; I've got a weekend function for which I have actually rented a tuxedo and I'm scrambling to get a bunch of stuff finished at work so that I don't have to come in here during breaks in the festivities. Furthermore, all this is contingent upon the missus not calling up and saying, "You know, I'm pretty sure I'm starting to have a baby now so maybe you should come take me to the hospital, Slappy." Perhaps Froz will have something for you in the interim.

So, I leave you with one link, and if you only read one thing on the internet today, this should be it.