Crispy, delicious omniscience.

Those of you who have met me in the real world are familiar with my slavish devotion to bacon. Left to my own devices (which, for obvious reasons, I seldom am), I will eat superhuman amounts of the stuff, a tendency that likely accounts for my svelte, cat-like physique and my unblemished, porcelain skin. However, even I, the Grand Mufti of Hickory Smoke, learned a few things from Bacon Magazine's list of little-known bacon facts. For example, I'll bet you didn't know it could give you psychic powers, did you? Don't bother answering. I already know what you're going to say. I just wasn't sure how I knew.

Surprisingly, Bacon Magazine's Christmas cookie recipes contain absolutely no bacon, though I suspect that is merely a typographical oversight. After all, nothing says "Merry Christmas" like bacon-wrapped sugar cookies. Mmmmm. So just order the cookbooks already. I'm down with OPB.

(via All Night Surfing)