Your unrevoked right to choose.

The so-called liberal media has adopted yet another bit of phraseology mandated by the religious right, and Dong Resin doesn't like it one bit.

Unborn child, right. Merely "killing a fetus" lacks the heinousness, see, the media's gotta dress up the language a little, so we can know just where to feel our outrage. Killing a fetus? Who gives a fuck? That's like getting a boil lanced. Fetus? Ew. "Fetus" isn't a sympathetic word, makes you think of that room full of those deformed Sigourney Weaver clones that didn't go so hot in Alien Resurrection. They wanted to die. Shit, Michael Moore kills nine fetuses a day. Michael Moore eats fetuses like they're brine shrimp. "Unborn child?" It's got "child" right in there, see, so now it's people, just like Jessica Simpson is.

Beyond whether or not this is an attempt to wrestle the language into a more anti-abortion place, which, by the way, it obviously is, "unborn child" is fucking stupid English. Unborn child. They're renaming something not based on what it is, but based on what it's destined to become. It's not a red light, it's ungreen. Dave isn't a philosophy major, Dave is unhomeless. Trump is unbald. Britney is undivorced. Also, it causes conflict with the 'un' words that already existed before this piss. With The New English, when they say an altar boy is unmolested, does the church have to start pretending that they're going to fire the guy or not? It's confusing.

Looking past the perversion of the mother tongue, "unborn" is a fucking creepy term as well. Unborn. Great. "You must shoot the unborn in the head with a silver bullet, or they'll just keep crawling up your leg, the bastards! Not really alive, not really born. THE UNBORN."

Now if you'll excuse me, this discussion just makes me want to go get unsober.