The animal only managed a few moos before dying of its injuries.

I think it's wrong to mock the dead like this. I mean, how many moos did they expect? It had just fallen ten meters, fer chrissakes, did they think it would land on its feet and burst into song?

Besides, such insensitivity will only stoke the fire of the cows' fury.

This is a job for Magical Trevor!

I think the headline should have been something like "Cow Droppings Reported on Area Road".

Living in Norway as I do, perhaps I should take some precautions to protect my family.

Now I'm going to have to rethink my hypothesis that Norway is the perfect place to live...

Mitch, my pun buddy,

"Udder Catastrophe"

Geez, Tripp, you're really milking this one, aren't you.

And actually, I would vote for "Udder Mayhem".

Mitch,

It is too bad that this medium sucks for physical comedy. I do a GREAT cow face. Trust me.