The animal only managed a few moos before dying of its injuries.

I think it's wrong to mock the dead like this. I mean, how many moos did they expect? It had just fallen ten meters, fer chrissakes, did they think it would land on its feet and burst into song?

Besides, such insensitivity will only stoke the fire of the cows' fury.

Hmmm, perhaps "burst" was an unfortunate word choice.

Meanwhile, here is some news from another battle in the Animal Uprising. Despite early casualties, Human commanders are now claiming victory.

This is a job for Magical Trevor!

As far as cattle plummeting to earth goes, this incident in West Marin is the oddest I've heard of recently. It should have been titled "Heap of Heifers Hurl Selves from Hill" though.

I think the headline should have been something like "Cow Droppings Reported on Area Road".

Living in Norway as I do, perhaps I should take some precautions to protect my family.

Let's not forget the Drunken Moose Alert in Southern Norway last autumn (click here for story).
I like the comparison of drunk moose to drunk humans: sometimes they get happy and all in your face and sometimes they get belligerent and all in your face.

Now I'm going to have to rethink my hypothesis that Norway is the perfect place to live...

Maybe someone tried to repeat an exorcism experiment.

Mitch, my pun buddy,

"Udder Catastrophe"

Geez, Tripp, you're really milking this one, aren't you.

And actually, I would vote for "Udder Mayhem".

Mitch,

It is too bad that this medium sucks for physical comedy. I do a GREAT cow face. Trust me.