Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
Because everybody likes to dress up fancy sometimes.
A Serbian tie maker is planning to launch a new range of penis cravats for the man who has everything. Designer Neven Vrgoc said: "The ties are of a special shape and do not go around the neck of the man, but around his member. I hope male customers will buy them to create a good impression on a first date, or women might present them to men when they have been totally satisfied."
Hmm. It's been a while since I've dated, but as I recall, whipping out ones johnson on a first date - even when it's in formal attire - seldom leads to a good impression.
TrackBackPerhaps it is not the good impression as much as the lasting one you can count on. You could find immortality anecdotally.
Posted by: ru at November 23, 2004 03:33 AMI like the second idea though, reminds me of knights and jousting.
'Oh fair knight, take this to use as your standard, and hang it from your lance in battle.'
Posted by: Chance the Gardener at November 23, 2004 11:28 AMI love that he claims Bill Clinton as a customer. I see infomercial potential.
Posted by: cw at November 23, 2004 12:41 PMSo now wearing a phallic symbol around the neck isn't enough? Sheesh.
Posted by: Tripp at November 23, 2004 03:00 PMDon't sweat it, Tripp - go open-collar above the belt and formal below, and you're just relocating the phallic symbol to a place more (ahem) fitting.
Posted by: Robust McManlyPants at November 23, 2004 03:31 PM