Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
After Jones Soda Company's smashing success with the Turkey and Gravy Soda last year (oh, you'd like to think I'm just making that up, but I am so not making that up), you knew it was a lock that it would roll back into stores this fall. But in case you aren't restricted to the Atkins-friendly meat-only sodas, they now have your entire Thanksgiving meal in carbonated form.
I know the picture is too small to read the labels, but you can click it for a larger version to confirm that Jones Soda's Holiday Pack includes the following flavors: Turkey & Gravy Soda, Cranberry Soda, Mashed Potato & Butter, Green Bean Casserole, and Fruitcake Soda. I shit you not. I think I just threw up in my mouth.
TrackBackThank you! I'd been trying to figure out how to carbonate my own blendered-turkey concoction.
Posted by: Bob at November 9, 2004 10:33 AMFruitcake soda could be OK, maybe with a little rum added. Make that a lot of rum.
Green bean soda, however, is just wrong. Maybe we could convince the fundies that meat and vegetable sodas are ungodly and distract them for a while. (Special dispensation granted to Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray, which I don't like, but I do understand. Sort of.)
Posted by: LarryB at November 9, 2004 02:01 PM