He's a poet and he doesn't know it.

But his tee shots show it. They're Longfellows.

Toward the end of an article about Britain requiring "proper" English classes for Australians seeking citizenship, David Campbell drops this quote from Tiger Woods:

I blistered that drive. That was a high bleeder. I really hit good shots, yes, but they were not stoning. They were not kick-ins. I played safe, say, little chunk-and-run. Played a flop-shot down there to about 10 feet. I squirted that one. It was a quick duck, a quacker. That drive was ... blue.

Yo, Tiger. Lawrence Ferlinghetti called. He wants his clubs back.