Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
On Sunday, Alan Keyes gave his acceptance speech for the Illinois GOP senatorial nomination, offering himself up as the sacrificial lamb against the Barack Obama juggernaut. He closed with the following lines:
The battle is for us. But I have confidence, because the victory is for God.
See? I told you Obama is the anti-Christ.
TrackBackYou know, I don't see what's the big deal about him being the Anti-Christ. I mean, Revelations says that on the death of his false prophets, everyone exchanges presents. And who doesn't like presents? Christians like presents more than anyone, don't they?
Posted by: Michael at August 10, 2004 03:46 PMChristians like presents more than anyone, don't they?
Say that to a Zoroastrian and get bitch-slapped, Michael.
Posted by: apostropher at August 10, 2004 04:03 PMIf Obama is the Anti-Christ (what the hell is an Anti-Christ anyway?), then who are the four horsemen of the Apocalypse?
Posted by: John Johnson at August 10, 2004 05:01 PMSay that to a Zoroastrian and get bitch-slapped, Michael.
Oh, they're just bitter over having to go and invent the monotheistic lightside/darkside conflict and then watching every other religion of that flavor steal their apocalypse mythos. I mean, pfluh, they are so miffed over that it's just not even funny.
Posted by: Michael at August 11, 2004 10:28 AMAll I really care about is when does the ring get in the volcano?
Posted by: Tripp at August 11, 2004 02:11 PM