John and Teresa Kerry throw down the robot dancing challenge to the Bush/Cheney campaign. Oh, it's on.

"And I say to you now: won't you...take me down...to Funkytown?"
TrackBackPlease don't put up stuff like that when I'm drinking soda.
My nasal passages are now burning with cola. Happy?
Posted by: Uncle Mike at August 8, 2004 01:11 PMRussert: look, they're breakdance-fighting!
Edwards to Cheney: taste mah pain, bitch!
I'm fascinated by Teresa's shoes. The truly rich are different from you and me: they put cork on their feet.
Posted by: FL at August 8, 2004 01:32 PMNo, no, you got this all wrong. Kerry just got out of the "Johnny trap." My 4-year-old and I play this game all the time:
Me: [hugging her loosely] Looks like you're in a Megan trap! You can't get out; it's the strongest Megan trap in the world. You'll never get out...
Her: [wriggling free] I did it! I got out of the Megan trap!!
Posted by: DugSteen at August 8, 2004 01:49 PM